Jul 23,2014
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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Jul 23,2014
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“I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.”
— Unknown  (via dingyfeathers)
Jul 23,2014
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*spends two hours on character creation*
me: ok they look good enough
*starts game and sees beginning cutscene*
me:
me: no
Jul 23,2014
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tagged #truth

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

Jul 23,2014
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“Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.”
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via scarlinged)
Jul 23,2014
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Baby: Da-, Da-
Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Jul 23,2014
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surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

Jul 22,2014
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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

Jul 22,2014
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White dragon king crown betta

Jul 21,2014
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Jul 21,2014
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Jul 21,2014
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queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

Jul 19,2014
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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

Jul 19,2014
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Jul 19,2014
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tagged #got #game of thrones